The inspector interjected
what’s wrong in being a porn star
I’m myself one and tell you
It’s a great fun, unlike inspecting the ships
which is so boring
or spending quids like seamen on whoring
It’s a fun for free
Do you think I can survive with
the salary of an inspector otherwise?
In Government jobs they always pay you less,
because they know you can strike gold if you rummage
And that’s why a governmental job is a privilege.
or seen as a license to strip
see, select, before opening the zip.
Where else a maid will coo when laid
What if it’s fake and in front of the filming crew
Fake in sex is all that’s true
We all indulge in it and
for once in a while for love’s sake
we all do
And exhibitionism is a human trait too
On the whole, I believe it’s not bad as corruption
for here though you sell your body
yet you don’t sell your soul too
Anyway let's take a round on deck
So, they went down stairs,
and together walked on deck
the inspector knocked off some rust with his heel
from the deck plating and drew
the attention of the mate.
The mate swore inwardly and thought
He doesn't know how it feels,
but scribbled on his pad,
and they moved on.
Oh where is the fair lead?
The inspector pointed out one missing.
The mate swore just short of hissing,
but kept on writing more,
as together they entered the Bosun's store,
after opening the squeaky door.
The inspector winced and recoiled,
and mate's blood began to boil.
Some greasing will do them good, said the inspector
Yes, Sir said the mate..understood.
He prayed and twisted the power switch,
but the light didn't come on.
An unguarded bulb shook like a frump,
lonely and forlorn.
Both looked at it simultaneously,
One with hope and the other with scorn.